Not So Realistic Fake Apple

What you learn living in the middle of nowhere with a dysfunctional family and crazy friends.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

A Trip to The Gyno

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Recently, I, a twenty-one year old proud owner of a vagina, took a trip to the gynecologist which is something that a responsible twenty-on...
Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Ah, Gay Television

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I as a gay person, I know my fair share of queer media and have come to the conclusion that it can be categorized into a few basic categorie...
Thursday, July 3, 2014

The Thermostat War

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I have convinced myself that my younger sister is a bug person from outer space. Now, now, don't start calling me crazy until after you ...
Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

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I will not survive the zombie apocalypse. That's right I said it. I fully admit to my inability to live through the inevitability of zom...
Sunday, June 29, 2014

Can I See Your ID?

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Lady's and Gentlemen, I have baby face. I always forget that I have baby face until I try to be an adult then suddenly the world reminds...
Monday, June 23, 2014

Tetherball

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Tetherball is an incredibly dramatic sport. Requiring almost ninja reflexes and skill. At least that is what I discovered after I lost my ep...
Thursday, May 29, 2014

Hair

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I am a member of the human race that was given the incredibly luck of having obscene amounts of hair. It works out well for me though since ...
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McClellan
Has had an interesting life. Her sophomore year of high school she discovered a doorway to Narnia in the back of her parents closet. She spent several months interning as a dwarf in the Queen of Narnia's army. From there she traveled to the world of fables and fairy tales. It is there that she married a parson and ran with eggs. After returning to her hometown for a short time, she took a trip to wonderland, where she was turned into a chess piece and forced to work in the Red Queen's army. She escaped to Oz by leaping over a rainbow in the back of a beaten up and barely functioning pick-up truck. She took up refuge in the Emerald City where she earned money as a musician. Growing tired of the color green she infiltrated the Wicked Witch of the West's legion of flying monkeys. She learned the art of pretending to fly then began her journey home. Her journey was intercepted by a hoard of fairy tale characters who were angry about her running with eggs. The evil queen from Snow White turned her into a sheep. In order to avoid being a snack for a wolf she mastered the art of WWE wrestling. She now resides under the name of Crusher in The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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