Cataglottism

Cataglottism is basically a fancy way of saying French kissing. Pretty much everybody likes to make out with someone else.

I personally don't care if people want to kiss in public that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is when a couple is hanging out with a friend of theirs and they decide to kiss. I'm not talking a quick peck every once in awhile. I'm talking every few moments they decide to snog.

My younger sister is dating a guy friend of ours. As a result, I get stuck around them a lot. It's not too bad part of the time, but they have this annoying habit of kissing a bunch whenever there's the slightest pause in the conversation. My sister has informed me that since I am her sibling I have to deal with it and can go somewhere else.

Yes, I can go somewhere else, but it is horribly obnoxious when I have to leave the one room in the house with a TV because the two of you are sucking face. Seriously if you happen to be watching a movie with friends go into the next room to make out instead of making everyone else watching the movie listen to your slurping/smacking sounds.

My sister has also informed me that she never gets a chance to hang out with her boyfriend alone. There is a simple solution to that. Tell everyone else that you want to hang out alone. For god's sake people it's not rocket science.

Just a final note to all couples out there.
Be kind to your friends. If you're going to hang out with them, holding hands and cuddling is okay. Heck, most people won't even mind a kiss or two, but seriously leave it at that. If you want to kiss a bunch or make out, you go somewhere else. You're the one's creating the disturbance.

I don't care if you want to make out on a park bench where everyone can see you, but don't do so when you are knowingly hanging out with your friends.

Useless Facts

Everyone knows at least one useless fact that will most likely never benefit them in anyways, but they still enjoy saying it whenever they get a chance. It is people who happen to know way to many of these these things that end up on game shows and win tons of cash. I know my fair share of pointless facts, but they tend to be all centralized. If I were to end up on a game show most of the questions would have to be about comic books or cartoons otherwise I'd go home having completely wasted my time.

Most all the random facts i know will never come up in normal conversations and some of them are just random facts made up by me and my friends. Some of which are:
1. Singing makes you teleport.
2. ABS! doesn't exist on certain dimensional planes.
3.Super Jack The Ripper and Castration Superman are the worlds two most ruthless supervillians.
4. There is always a cape that is appropriate for your purposes.
5. All French teachers have signed a secret decree to be oblivious to what goes on in their class.
6. How to properly grade a baby.
7. How to blow someone up from the inside using gun powder and matches.
8.Only people who actually use their locker will get one that everyone stands in front of to make out.
9. A cramp in your toe can keep you from doing many things, including going to Hell.

Slang

Every culture has their own slang. Me and my friends are not exceptions to this rule. Just like anyone else, we use slang on an everyday basis. 


ABS!!!: One of the many hallway games we play. If you get absed you have to run in the opposite direction of the person the who absed you until you hit a solid object.

The Crazies: My dad's side of the family. (see MAC and MAM)

Hedgedog: combination hedgehog and dog (what Spyke is known as)

Laptag: One of the most intense games we play. A cross between wrestling, running for your life and tag. Has the highest injury rate of all the games we play. Only one of our games not played in school.

The Letter Game: One letter is chosen and you are not allowed to use the letter in conversation. If you slip up and use this letter you will be slugged violently in the arm by each of the other participants.


MAC: Simply means Mad Aunt C- (I won't say her actual name, but feel free to  fill in the blank with any C name of your choice.) My dad's oldest sister.

MAM: simply means Mad Aunt M- (I won't say her actual name, but feel free to fill in the blank with the M name of your choice) One of my dad's older sisters. There is no worse insult in my family than being compared to her.

Soccer Carton: A spin off of volley carton. Often played in the school hallway between the Drama workshop and the auditorium. Same rules apply as soccer. Except not even goalies use their hands. Usually played after lunch during passing period.

Tote Kinder: A sport created by Spyke, Watson, Veg and I. (those are my three closest guy friends and yes they are actual people not animals, toys or food). Created during CSAP week at school, it is one of the most intense passing period sports ever created. You attack each others feet trying to either knock them over or remove their shoe using only your feet.

Vamgo: A vampire gopher

Volley Carton: Our favorite lunch time game. Using someone's (usually mine) empty milk carton we will bop it around the air trying to keep it from hitting the ground.