Not So Realistic Fake Apple

What you learn living in the middle of nowhere with a dysfunctional family and crazy friends.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Petty Arguments

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The world can be burning and people will still be arguing over stupid shit. As many will without a doubt know there is a huge fire not terri...
Monday, June 25, 2012

Mind Reading

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There seams to be a weird consensus in my family that I can read minds. I'm not quite sure where this comes from. It's baffling the ...
Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Twilight Zone Theory

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"There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It i...
Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Embarrassing Moments

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Everyone has at least one moment where they were embarrassed. My most embarrassing moment tops a lot of peoples most embarrassing moments. N...
Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Mysterious Projects

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When my family gets into arguments over chores, the fact that my father's not helping tends to be brought up. My mother always responds ...

Television

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Like almost anyone else in America, I like to watch television. There are some pretty good shows out there. There's also a lot of stupid...
Sunday, June 10, 2012

Over Planning

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My family has a serious issue with the concept of going with the flow. In fact, they might just be in an all out war over it. When it comes ...
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McClellan
Has had an interesting life. Her sophomore year of high school she discovered a doorway to Narnia in the back of her parents closet. She spent several months interning as a dwarf in the Queen of Narnia's army. From there she traveled to the world of fables and fairy tales. It is there that she married a parson and ran with eggs. After returning to her hometown for a short time, she took a trip to wonderland, where she was turned into a chess piece and forced to work in the Red Queen's army. She escaped to Oz by leaping over a rainbow in the back of a beaten up and barely functioning pick-up truck. She took up refuge in the Emerald City where she earned money as a musician. Growing tired of the color green she infiltrated the Wicked Witch of the West's legion of flying monkeys. She learned the art of pretending to fly then began her journey home. Her journey was intercepted by a hoard of fairy tale characters who were angry about her running with eggs. The evil queen from Snow White turned her into a sheep. In order to avoid being a snack for a wolf she mastered the art of WWE wrestling. She now resides under the name of Crusher in The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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