Not So Realistic Fake Apple

What you learn living in the middle of nowhere with a dysfunctional family and crazy friends.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Melting

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What is with the 1960s and melting people? There is an overwhelming amount of horror movie scenes from the 1960s where people melt. (Note: I...

Film School

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Film school is an intense experience. I am only a month in and I have already completed the filming of two short films. One of which is comp...
Monday, September 17, 2012

Anime Conventions

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Nerds are a little bit crazy when it comes to being nerdy. I went to an anime convention with some friends over the weekend. It was awesome,...
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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Water

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I officially give up. This week is damn right ridiculous! I have had all manner of new experiences in this past week. Many of which involve ...

Truely Terrifying Moments

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As of right now, I can think of only a handful of moments that have truly terrified me. They don't come all that often but when they do ...
Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dry Feet

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There is a traggic under-appreciation for having dry feet. This morning, I woke up at seven in order to get up and ready for a film shoot a...
Monday, September 10, 2012

Diversity

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Where I grew up, diversity was hard to come by. (See The Twilight Zone Theory ) It is very much a white, republican, gun toting area. For ...
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McClellan
Has had an interesting life. Her sophomore year of high school she discovered a doorway to Narnia in the back of her parents closet. She spent several months interning as a dwarf in the Queen of Narnia's army. From there she traveled to the world of fables and fairy tales. It is there that she married a parson and ran with eggs. After returning to her hometown for a short time, she took a trip to wonderland, where she was turned into a chess piece and forced to work in the Red Queen's army. She escaped to Oz by leaping over a rainbow in the back of a beaten up and barely functioning pick-up truck. She took up refuge in the Emerald City where she earned money as a musician. Growing tired of the color green she infiltrated the Wicked Witch of the West's legion of flying monkeys. She learned the art of pretending to fly then began her journey home. Her journey was intercepted by a hoard of fairy tale characters who were angry about her running with eggs. The evil queen from Snow White turned her into a sheep. In order to avoid being a snack for a wolf she mastered the art of WWE wrestling. She now resides under the name of Crusher in The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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