Not So Realistic Fake Apple

What you learn living in the middle of nowhere with a dysfunctional family and crazy friends.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Without Men

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Once again I find myself having to explain why I love a film a lot of people hate. Without Men starring Eva Longoria is one of my all time f...
Monday, November 11, 2013

Cryptic Messages From My Past

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My class notebooks are plastered from cover to cover with writing. Most people think it's because I'm either incredibly studious or ...
Tuesday, October 29, 2013

A Bizarre Consensus

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Somehow without my knowledge a good deal of women have come to the consensus that I am at an entire loss on how to attract men. While this f...
Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Lost and Stubbornly Found

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A very well known fact is that I am incredibly stubborn. Another very well known fact is that I lose stuff a lot. A less known fact is that ...
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Monday, October 21, 2013

Digital Adventure

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Yes, I Am A Woman

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There is one thing I find really absurd. Well, actually, I find lots of things absurd, but this is one of the things I feel like ranting abo...
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Thursday, September 19, 2013

More Accepted?

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This is just something that has been bothering me lately. Everyone is always telling me that being a gay chick is more accepted than being a...
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McClellan
Has had an interesting life. Her sophomore year of high school she discovered a doorway to Narnia in the back of her parents closet. She spent several months interning as a dwarf in the Queen of Narnia's army. From there she traveled to the world of fables and fairy tales. It is there that she married a parson and ran with eggs. After returning to her hometown for a short time, she took a trip to wonderland, where she was turned into a chess piece and forced to work in the Red Queen's army. She escaped to Oz by leaping over a rainbow in the back of a beaten up and barely functioning pick-up truck. She took up refuge in the Emerald City where she earned money as a musician. Growing tired of the color green she infiltrated the Wicked Witch of the West's legion of flying monkeys. She learned the art of pretending to fly then began her journey home. Her journey was intercepted by a hoard of fairy tale characters who were angry about her running with eggs. The evil queen from Snow White turned her into a sheep. In order to avoid being a snack for a wolf she mastered the art of WWE wrestling. She now resides under the name of Crusher in The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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