Not So Realistic Fake Apple

What you learn living in the middle of nowhere with a dysfunctional family and crazy friends.

Friday, December 27, 2013

A Crazies Free Crazy Christmas

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"'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house all hell broke loose. Exception: a mouse." It started as all grea...
Wednesday, December 18, 2013

It's A Mystery

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I for one absolutely love a good mystery. I always have. From my childhood obsessions with Scooby Doo and crime scene investigation to the p...
Monday, December 16, 2013

A Summer At Netflix

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I like many other relatively lazy Americans I love Netflix because let's face it Netflix is awesome. I originally got an account when my...
Sunday, December 8, 2013

Santa vs. Jesus

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As most people who grew up celebrating Christmas, I once believed in Santa. Also as someone who grew up celebrating Christmas, I was taught ...
Friday, December 6, 2013

A Robinson Family Thanksmas

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This year my older sister in what I can only assume was a momentarily decreased mental state decided to host Thanksgiving at her place. Sin...
Saturday, November 30, 2013

Without Men

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Once again I find myself having to explain why I love a film a lot of people hate. Without Men starring Eva Longoria is one of my all time f...
Monday, November 11, 2013

Cryptic Messages From My Past

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My class notebooks are plastered from cover to cover with writing. Most people think it's because I'm either incredibly studious or ...
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Has had an interesting life. Her sophomore year of high school she discovered a doorway to Narnia in the back of her parents closet. She spent several months interning as a dwarf in the Queen of Narnia's army. From there she traveled to the world of fables and fairy tales. It is there that she married a parson and ran with eggs. After returning to her hometown for a short time, she took a trip to wonderland, where she was turned into a chess piece and forced to work in the Red Queen's army. She escaped to Oz by leaping over a rainbow in the back of a beaten up and barely functioning pick-up truck. She took up refuge in the Emerald City where she earned money as a musician. Growing tired of the color green she infiltrated the Wicked Witch of the West's legion of flying monkeys. She learned the art of pretending to fly then began her journey home. Her journey was intercepted by a hoard of fairy tale characters who were angry about her running with eggs. The evil queen from Snow White turned her into a sheep. In order to avoid being a snack for a wolf she mastered the art of WWE wrestling. She now resides under the name of Crusher in The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
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