Laws of Facial Hair

Despite what people say unacceptable facial hair is the number one problem in the world. There should be a facial hair police. Here are the guidelines created by me and my friends about what facial hair is acceptable and what isn't.

It's acceptable if:
1. It makes you look like:
    A Dictator
    A Pirate
    A Ship Captain
    Jesus
    A Wizard
    A Potential Dictator
    Abraham Lincoln
    A Pharaoh
2. You are:
    A Wizard
    Santa
    Tom Seleck

All other facial hair is unacceptable. If you happen to be in the process of growing your facial hair to look like a certain acceptable form of facial hair then you should be required to hold an unacceptable facial hair permit.