Monday, August 29, 2011

How to Dodge Flying Objects

At one point or another everyone ends up having something thrown at them. Whether it be accidentally or intentionally. Here are some tips to avoid getting hit with the thing.

1.Never insult anyone who has a good throwing arm.

2. Never Insult someone who is standing next to an object that can easily be thrown.

3.Learn to duck.

4.Learn to jump.

5. Learn to sidestep.

6.Don't throw something first.

7. Just don't insult anybody or make anybody mad. I know this is hard, but believe me the blood saved will make it all worth it (in most cases).

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